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If Air Mattresses Were Honest

Gabe Pérez

28 Apr, 2013

Slowly sinks into the floor all night (giving you time to lie awake thinking about deep, important sh*t like world hunger and global warming and outer space.

(vía The Oatmeal)

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Gabe Pérez

Born in the 80s (⌐■_■) Raised by wolves / Does it offend you, yeah? / I'm an Accountant. I 📝 spreadsheets, HTML, CSS. I ❤️ using Markdown / 🎧🕹📱💽

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