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Attention All Citizens!

@ May 29, 2013


Notice is hereby given that all citizens must everywhere, everyday constantly fiddle with their cell phones.

At no time, is it permissible to sit idle and observe the poetry of life or look into the eyes of another person. The arrival of a snippit of trivial text holds the promise of unimagined pleasure. Honor thy ringtone and jiggling hand-held devices above all other gods.

Remember always: practice constant devotion to the precious object, give full attention to the glorious technology, mantain unselfish love for the flimsy hardware.

(vía: MakeUseOf)

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