Wait... What?! Dog (and Cat) Pencil Sharpener

Oh man, this is... this is very bad. A dog pencil sharpener... but... oh man. It's a dog butt pencil sharpener! The most unusual pencil sharpener you will find on anyone's desk! Simply stick your pencil into the dogs behind, push and hear it bark!

Features (?):

• Includes it's own doggie basket.
• Keeps your pencil pointy (O'RLY?). 

And the "cat edition" (for hipsters and kitty-lovers):


(vía Perpetual Kid: Dog and Cat)