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OMG: If Portal Guns Were Actually Real

Gabe Pérez

11 Dec, 2014

The sad but inevitable reality of portal guns becoming a real thing. The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible, made easy...

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Gabe Pérez

I'm Accountant / Formerly 42419777 on ICQ / Sometimes I make stuff in HTML, CSS and spreadsheets in Excel / Netizen since 1996

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