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Tech Support Dreams

Gabe Pérez

10 Jun, 2013

In the future, if you're on any tech support call, you can say the code word "shibboleet" at any point and you'll be automatically transferred to someone who knows a minimum of two programming languages.

(vía: xkcd)

Gabe Pérez

I'm Accountant / Formerly 42419777 on ICQ / Sometimes I make stuff in HTML, CSS and spreadsheets in Excel / Netizen since 1996

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